Sincerely,
Robert Morrow
Presidential Historian and Distinguished Fellow at the Lyndon Baines Johnson Institute for the Study of Presidential Crime
The World’s Foremost Authority on the JFK Assassination
The Top Historian in the World on Lyndon Johnson
The Greatest Presidential Historian in American History
Nation’s #1 Opposition Researcher on the Clintons & the author of The Clintons’ War on Women (published 2015)
One of the World’s leading public intellectuals due to my sparkling expertise in the JFK assassination
Up and Coming Scholar on the USS Liberty Murders
Knows more about the JFK assassination than all the professors at Princeton, Harvard, Yale, Stanford, the University of Texas at Austin and SMU and anyone who has ever written for the New York Times combined.
Can out-debate 40 Ivy League professors of history and politics on the topic of the JFK assassination at one time
A lot smarter than anyone who has ever written for Texas Monthly, the Texas Tribune, the Dallas Morning News, The New Yorker, The Daily Beast or the Washington Post; or who has ever reported for WFAA Dallas or KLBJ radio Austin
Far more accurate and knowledgable than the Sixth Floor Museum on the topic of the JFK assassination. Executive director hilarious Nicola Langford and curator Steve Fagin do not know a tenth of a thimble compared to what I know.
Knows more about the JFK assassination than all the 8,000 scholars and scientists combined who have been fellows at the Princeton, NJ Institute for Advanced Study in its 90-year history
Knows more about the JFK assassination than all the people who have ever been members and subject matter experts at the Council on Foreign Relations combined except for those members who were involved in the murder of JFK from their roles in U.S. intelligence
Knows more about the JFK assassination than Elvira does about making a career out off of displaying cleavage
Knows more about the JFK assassination that all the people who have received MacArthur Fellow “genius grants” combined since the progam began in 1981.
Has an IQ closer to 140 than 130
Princeton, A.B. – History, 1987
Univ. of Texas at Austin -- MBA, 1990
Tuscaloosa Academy, graduated #3 out of 40 students. Recipient of TA’s highest academic honor, 1983
Austin, TX 512-306-1510
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